My parents lost the 50/50 when they had me


Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?

Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes

Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here

Dude2:I can't find them.

Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?

Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup

Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?

Dude2:It mean there's only soup

Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!

Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!

Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!

Dude2:There's just more soup!

Dude1:Go into the next aisle!

Dude2: (move to the next aisle) There's still soup!

Dude1:Where are you right now?!

Dude2:I'm at soup!

Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?

Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!

Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Dude2: FUCK YOU!!



HE PERDIDO

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